THE GOD QUESTION

“It hilarious how atheists are so preoccupied tryin’ to prove the non existence of a God they don’t believe in?”

Who said those words, do you know?

Huh, did you jus say Socrates? Einstein? Abe Lincoln?

Please, let me save you all the stress cause you ain’t never gonna get it.

“Why?” you asked

That’s cause y’all never thought a nigga like me could kick a dope ass quote like Abe Lincoln, Aristotle, Chuck D and ‘em! Those are my words are mine; you can go ahead and quote your boy now. Ah ha!

Chuck D

Do you know who he was? Am sure you do but what am not sure about of is, are we talkin’ about the same person?

I know a lot of you readin’ shit are pro’ly thinkin’ about Carlton Douglas A.K.A Chuck D from that socially and politically conscious 80s rap group, Public Enemy. If you’re too young to know them, get your Google on! But yo, I ain’t talkin’ bout the lyrical Chuck D, am talkin’ about the scientific Chuck D…that nigga Charles Darwin! Lookin’ at his picture, Rick Ross’s beard can’t even hold a light to Darwin’s beard! Lol

If you’ve ever been in the four walls of a secondary school before, then your biology teacher must have holla’d the name of Charles Darwin in your ear once or twice durin’ one of those miserable hours you spent in class pretendin’ like you were listenin. By the way, if your name is Charles, you can also be called Chuck, jus in case you didn’t know. Thought I’d throw that in there to make myself look like am au fait (knowledgeable). Lmao!

Anyways, that nigga Darwin was the first to come up wit a persuasive scientific argument for the theory of evolution by means of natural selection. This is not a scientific piece, so am not even goin to bore your asess wit what premise he hung his theory on.

Clinton Richard Dawkins

This guy fell from the same tree as Charles, they both came from a long line of stiff upper lips; they are both British and scientists. But unlike Darwin who didn’t preoccupy himself with provin’ or disprovin’ the existence of God, Dawkins made a name for himself, not as a scientist but as a punk ass who gallivant around the world runnin’ his big mouth about somethin’ he doesn’t believe in, how ludicrous is that? Can I please make a name for myself by tellin’ the world about a fraud called Dawkins, can I?

Quoting somethin’ I read recently “This british ethologist has established a reputation of avoiding debates with strongest opponents”. Somebody please tell CNN that am ready to battle this Dick Punkins. Oops, I meant Richard Dawkins!

Lil Ol’ Richie has even made himself a lil fortune by writin’ about his own delusion, He wrote the “god delusion”, “what if you were wrong?” and one other book I can’t recollect right now.

Elena

My Nordic friend is a self-professed atheist, she doesn’t believe in the existence of some Man up in the sky pullin’ strings and shit. “If there was really a God as the Christians say, why would He allow so many injustices”, she would say.

We’ve had some many arguments about the existence of God but somehow, she always finds a way of bringin’ religion into it. Understandably, a lot of folks have an axe to grind wit organized religion, I do too but then again, who doesn’t, what wit all these fake ass men of God front’n around the world, duping folks and sneakin’ their dicks in lil boys asses. But even wit all that drama, there’s no way am I goin to believe that humans came from some crystallized atom or somethin’. Please, don’t even make me laugh!

Elena love quoting people like Dawkins, Scott D. Weitzenhoffer and ‘em but whenever she comes up wit one of those quotes, am always like, “please, why do you always quote Dawkins’ view on things, do you have any views of your own?”

Today

Today I checked her out and I found this quote by her, “Religion is a state of delusion. I don’t believe, I don’t respect your religion and I don’t care if it offends you”

That got me thinkin’ that most folks who claim that they don’t believe in the existence of God are jus mad at organized religion because of the bad apples within the bunch!

What If You Were Wrong Too?

Some scientists believe that life on earth originated and then evolved from a universal common ancestor approximately 3.7 billion years ago. The operatin’ here is “evolved”, as in evolution, which is what people like Dawkins always hang their little denial on.

Now, am not a religious man but I believe there’s a God, I believe we didn’t drop from space or evolve from primates as some of these punk asses would have us believe, that common ancestor that these niggas said we evolved from, somebody put his/ her ass here.

Finally, I got one question for Dawkins, Lene and other Atheists…what if your punk asses were wrong too, have you thought about that?