I’ve never been an avid fan of pornograhpy but that’s not to say I didn’t see a lil bit of those jus like any other curious kids growin’ up. We used to call porn movies blue film back then.
What, you never saw any porn growin’ up?
C’mon, am sure a good percentage of the folks readin’ this piece right now have seen at least one before and don’t you guys even try to deny it. I know some of y’all be peepin’ that stuff on your smart phones right now, ah ha!
Anyways, I saw a lil bit of John Holmes, Marilyn chambers, Savana, Lisa De Leeuw and some of them famous porn stars from the 70 and 80s on VHS and nah, I didn’t know their names back then, had to do a lil bit of googlin’ so I could sound like some kind of porn research aficionado. Lol!
Back in the mid-late eighties, porn tapes weren’t as out of control as they are today, folks kept their porn stash hidden so far away even Indiana Jones (the famous archeologist) wouldn’t be able to find ‘em but things are so different nowadays; even a pre teen kid can get that stuff anytime, anywhere and guess who am gon’ put the blame on? Yeah, you guessed it, technology! What with easy access to all kinds of electronic gadgets and file sharin’ and shit.
Back in the day, porn stars used to cool on the low-key, only folks in their inner circle knew how they lived and things. Porn stars don’t become socialites and neither do they break into mainstream of the film industry but today, technology has changed everything, jus make a lil home sex video, leak it and boom, you have your own reality TV show, the title of a socialite is tagged to your name and your ass is everywhere endorsin’ products for ridiculous amount of fees!
You think am lyin’? Jus ask Kim Kardashian, she knows what am talkin about. Now Kim’s biography reads a lil some’ like this
“Kim Kardashian is an American socialite, television personality, model, actress and businesswoman. She is known for the E! reality series that she shares with the other members of her family”.
What!
If that’s what it takes to be rich and famous, I need to make me a sex tape ASAP! Of course, am not that naïve, I know I need a famous pussy to hitch my wagon of dream of stardom to, right? Don’t blame me, am jus tryna take a page out of Kim Kardashian’s fuck-a-star-on-tape book.
2007
February 07, a home sex video made singer Ray J (lil brotha to the world famous singer Brandy) with some unknown piece of ass (a good piece, might I add) was leaked. As at the time my boy Voke hooked me up with the sextape, I hadn’t foggiest idea who the chick was and neither did ninety nine percent of those who saw it back ’07.
2011
Fast forward to 2011 and her walkin’ away with a cool $5million after settlin out of court with some entertainment outfit for the ownership of that tape (which the company had bought and sold commercially) and an array of rich ex boyfriends and husbands and you got yourself a bona-fide mainstream star…a porn star had finally made it to Hollywood!
I read somewhere that the porn industry has got their own version of the Oscars called the golden age of porn; maybe they should consider Kim for a nod but then again, was her performance in that 2007 sex tape golden age worthy? I don’t know, I think need to see that tape again! Lol.
In the mean while, am searchin’ for a famous pussy to make a sextape with and nah, she doesn’t have to be sexy or anythin’…only criterion is, she needs to be a famous piece of ass!
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