MEN OF DOG

Sunday, Oct., 30

10:00 hrs

“Pastor Stephen Addy Powell licks woman vagina while praying for her”

My heart stopped as my jaw dropped heavy of the floor!

Ok, ok maybe am being theatrical about my heart stopping and shit but wow, I never thought I’d read the word pastor and cunninglingus in the same sentence, at least not in the sense that it appeared in the headline.

It took me a few seconds to get over my amazement and close my mouth just in time to escape a fat green fly from dashing into my mouth (you know, the type that bum-rush your ass when you’re shittin’ in the fields)!

The story continues

“Pastor Addy came to my house, asked me to pray with him and that he had a revelation about me. While we praying, he undressed me and started licking my virgina”

As far as am concerned, there’s nothing wrong with a pussy-licking man of God. At the end of the day, men of God are humans and they got desires too like the rest of us. And jus like some of us (men and in some cases, women) who go down town not only to dig, but to give pleasure and slake a certain thirst. No problems there, right? But, if you claim to be a man of the cloth and you go around givin’ head to pussies other than your wife’s, we gon have a HUGE problem.

Questions are, 1. Who the fuck is this randy mutherfucker masqueradin’ as a “Pastor”?

2. Do I believe this incredible story?

I’ma answer the second question first and my answer is, YES I believe that shit.

“Why?” you asked.

There are too many fake men of God runnin’ around frontin’ like God called their punk asses. Nine out of ten of these so-called men of God are jobless men who found it easy to play on peoples’ thirst for God. They kick out generalized prophecy and gullible folks lap that shit up like pavlovian dog; I mean what’s the chance of seeing a vision about somebody named Grace or John in a gathering of a thousand people, huh? That’s right; you know that there’s bound to be somebody with names like that in the congregation!

Now back to the first question about who Addy is…up until today, I didn’t know who this punk ass is, matter of fact, I never heard of him or his name before til I came across a link on facebook some hours.

I threw the name into Google and voila, I found a truck load of dirt on this man of dog! Apparently, the incident went down in Ghana back in April but they were in court on Friday, the 28^th of Oct

Anyways, this punk (a pastor with the Crown Power Ministries International) allegedly told the woman in question to lie down for him to remove something spiritual from her stomach, then the he used a white handkerchief to wipe the lady’s face and boom, Shawtie was in a daze! Nigga pushed that g-string to the side (don’t quote me on the panties being g-strings) and got his lickin’ on.

In her dazed state, she struggled but whatever was sprayed in that handkerchief got the lady good. When he got done eatin’ that kitty, he spat in the handkerchief and told the lady that she should be grateful to him for exorcizing her of evil spirit!

What? This nigga got nerve!

The thing is, punks like Addy take advantage of folks hunger for God. I’ve heard of stories where a pastor told his congregation to contribute toward his son going to play golf in America. What the fuck! How does that amount to doin the work of God, huh? How heartless can a mutherfucker be? I mean, some folks in that church were there on empty stomach and nigga want them to contribute so his son could go golfing!

The problem is, we respect pastors more than we do God and that right is the truth. We’re too fuckin’ lazy to crack that bible open and get the goods straight from the source. Instead of gettin’ on our knees and jaw jaw wit God, we’d rather run to the pastor and tell him to holla at God for us.

Now y’all shouldn’t take my lil’ ridiculousity out of context but the truth is the truth, I know without a doubt that we got genuine men of God but I also know we got those who are not men of God at all…they are men of dog