THE GUEST WHO REFUSED APPLE

SOMEWHERE…about three days ago
A man named Steve travelled to a foreign land to a guest at most palatial mansion. About a week into his stay, he was coolin’ in the garden wit’ the Host, the Host offered him some rich black juicy berries but Steve refused and asked for an apple instead.

“Sorry, son but we haven’t had apples here for a long” the Host said with a painful look in His eyes

“But why, sir” steve quizzed.

Without waitin’ for an answer he continued, “If I had known, I woulda brought the one I left back home. I only took a bite out of it”

TODAY
The 12th Oct.
Durin’ the initial twenty hour blackout of BlackBerry data services, alotta these BB-wieldin’ ninjas went into a state of confusion. Many of ‘em were walkin’ around throwin’ tantrum like a bunch of rich spoilt brats whose favorite toys’ have jus’ been taken away, grown ass folks trippin’ and murmuring like spurn lovers. I couldn’t hide my amusement at seein’ some of these guys shuffle through their day/night like zombies. Some folks on facebook and twitter even got me LOL’ing wit’ the way they were snappin’ at everybody…their asses were mad as hell and guess what? They’re still mad!

Day three and the geeks at B. Berry’s office in canada are still battlin’ to get that shit together and get it back up to full speed. Am sure the head hunch Mr. Stephen Bates is not findin’ the whole gig funny

Even though I ain’t got a B. Berry, I’ve been monitoring people’s reaction online and alotta these guys are still steamin’ through their noses, BB carriers aren’t smilin’ at all, matter of fact, they are losin’ sleep! Believe me, am not lyin’. I heard on BBC, some guy from the UK sayin’ he couldn’t sleep. As if that wasn’t mind blowin’ enough, someone dude from the good Ol’ U.S of A said “it was like losing my right arm”. What? Really? Yeah, really!

But what’s the fuckin’ big deal with this whole ball of wax, huh? I mean, if you cannot get on BBM, why not jump on the next computer around or some smart phone and get your surf on? But nah, these dicsciples are too tightly bound to some invisible hand pullin’ the mutherfuckin’ string up in Toronto or somewhere?

Guess what, guys? I think I know the root of RIM’s problem (Research In Motion, the makers of BlackBerry). Forget what they sayin’ bout the problems been being due to a “core switch failure” within its infrastructure, I don’t buy that story and neither should you (ah ha as if I have a BlackBerry). Anyways, if you’re readin’ and you are a friend of Steve Bates, tell him to holla at me.

I have a sneaky feeling that my nigga Steve Jobs (RIP homie) has got somethin’ to do with the present BlackBerry woes. Mr. Job is pro’ly in heaven, kickin’ it with the Almighty God on some idle Monday, eatin’ on apples and usin’ a brew to wash it all the down while snitchin’ on RIM like mad! He pro’ly told God that BlackBerry is the new devil causin’ war and hunger in the world.

All the BlackBerry users reading this special revelation, look up to the heavens and say a prayer.