SUPERHERO CONDOM

I know alotta guys, ladies especially, are crazy about labels and shit...they always want their asses to be seen brandishin’ the latest LV bag while struttin’ down the mall in a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes and at the same time, leavin’ a trails of Carolina Herrera’s 212 (or is 212 for men only?) in the air as they walk by... basic’ly, ladies want the good life, not jus’ the good stuffs, they want the exclusive stuffs and but am not knockin’ ‘em for that cause I want the good stuffs too, am jus’ not crazy about labels, I’ve never have been. I jus’ some quality that fits.

Y’all know Louis Vuitton, right? They are a world famous luxury brand and their shit is high street premium stuff. They’re known for makin’ the best bags. On the exclusivity scale, LV is high up wit’ the best of ‘em... that’s how these guys roll. No wonder that nigga ‘Ye a.k.a Kanye West adopted Louis Vuitton Don as his nom de plume.

LV doesn’t make their stuffs for the sidewalks but if you happen to see any of their shit on the sidewalks, trust me, they didn’t make it even though the Louis Vuitton logo might be on it... I know alotta ladies are runnin’ around right now with that LV bags lookin’ all good and shit but I guarantee you that 90% of those are fake... I’ve seen some bags wit’ Louis Vuitton written as Lewis Vitton... truth!

Here’s the shocker or at least for me, it was a wide-eyed moment for me when I heard that Louis Vuitton has got its own condom, yep you read right, LOUIS VUITTON CONDOM! I didn’t know these guys make condoms; I thought they are jus’ “baggers”!

And you already know that there’s no half-steppin’ wit’ these guys, when they make their shit, they go big and expensive. I heard that a Louis Vuitton condom will set a brotha back by $68 (sixty eight freakin’ dollar)... wow! That’s what I call playin’ safe and expensive. I know alotta families round here who’d feed well that amount for days. What the fuck! Sixty eight fuckin’ dollar for a condom... am still in shock!

I got alotta questions I wanna ask those guys at Louis Vuitton.

*Can it detect virus? Like, when you strap it on, wit’ it go peep peep, this pussy has virus?
*Will it make your girl or man stick wit’ only you?
*Is there honey in it?
*Will it make one minute’s men like me go all night?
*Is it reusable?
*Will it sign my name on that pussy?
*Is there a warranty?

A condom like that gotta be able to do alotta things the regular condoms can’t do, right? And I won’t be surprised at all when my buddies in china or Singapore start churnin’ out imitations…picture this, you go to the stores to cop a condom and seea packet of rubber written, ‘’if you’ve ever used a Louis Vuitton Condom before, then Loois Vetton is for you”. Lmao!

I wonder if Kanye West is fuckin’ whoever he’s goin’ out with with an LV rubber, I wonder. One thing I know for certain, this condom is not for fuckin’ hoes... this is for that special pussy. This is for the wifey or the main squeeze!