HOMO-AFRICUS

Wednesday

7 November

13:15

Listenin’ In

Junior (I have a strong feelin’ that wasn’t his name, gotta be a nom de guerre considerin’ where he’s from and what he was fightin’ for), a sweet soundin’ young man, said somethin’ that blew his argument apart as far as am concerned and am sure so many other folks who heard him felt the way too.

By the way, Junior is from the Congo Democratic Republic, whatever that means, as in, the “democratic” part of the name. Yea, I know I sound cynical, don’t I? Well, isn’t a brotha entitled to a few cynicisms every now and then, huh? Thing is, most of these countries walkin’ around, frontin’ wit the “democracy” appendage really don’t have no democracy in ‘em.

Anyways, back to Junior and his argument, and did I mention with whom he was debatin’ a point wit? I didn’t! Oh, my bad. Junior and Tony were arguin’ their points about a certain touchy issue and in this matter, there’s no middle ground per se cause everybody’s got an opinion bout it and you know what they say about opinions and ass hole, everybody got one. Oops! Did I say ass hole? I guess I did but hol’ up, I don’t mean that in a derogatory way, you’ll see.

“This whole thing is against the order of nature and…” says Tony over the line from Lagos

“And what are the order of nature, Tony?” asks Lys from the studio at Bush house

“You see, one of the main purposes of creation is procreation. We were made male and female for that reason. If it were different…” Tony breaks it down

“Not everybody is supposed to procreate” the feminine sounding Junior cuts in

And that was how the argument went back and forth and on and on, on the BBC World Have Your Say program yesterday afternoon. But what got me runnin’ my fingers over these keys was the statement made by Junior, the “not everybody is supposed to procreate” statement.

The argument

About three or four weeks ago, the British prime minister, Dave Cameron said some’ about withholding aid from countries that doesn’t give official recognition to homosexual-ism and that kinda enrage a whole lots of folks out here in Africa.

Last week, the Nigerian National Assembly passed a bill makin’ gay marriage a crime. That bill right there, if you ask me, is a waste of time of our mutherfuckin’ time!

Did I hear a why?

C’mon, isn’t that pretty obvious, huh? We all know that, with or without a bill, gay ass niggas will never walk down the freakin’ aisle or stand in front of a minister of oath in Nigeria or any African country for that matter.

What those gluttons (our law makers) are doin’ is called “monkeyin’ around”, there are real issues to be dealt wit here but no, these bitch niggas are busy wastin’ the peoples’ money and time passin’ an unnecessary bill. I mean, shit like unemployment, power, security, rape, child labor and ‘em are left unattended to and when they do get around to one of those, they kick stuffs back and forth and come up wit nothin’ to hang hope on but the most painful part of the whole circus is, these bitches get paid ridiculous amount of shekels for doin’ nothin’! *fumin’*

Two Day Ago

The US announced that it will fight for the rights of homosexuals abroad by using foreign aid diplomacy. Readin’ from the same script as that nigga Dave Cameron, US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton declared that “gay rights are human rights” and that the US will use foreign aid to fight discrimination against gay and lesbians abroad.

Dave and Mrs. Clinton got a damn good point about protectin’ gay rights and shit cause when you boil it all down, we are all humans. Besides, as long as these gay niggas keep their shit to themselves, I see no problem. I mean, there are pedophiles, rapists, killers, robbers and other scum out other different sexual orientations out there runnin’ around, those are the real problems.

Here’s one thing am gon’ those two servants of the Queen and Uncle Sam, stop tryna blackmail other (third world ) countries with that aid routine

Not everybody is supposed to procreate

“Not everybody is supposed to procreate” That was the gospel accordin’ to Junior, a gay nigga from Congo DR and the moment he said that, I said well well well, look at that, so these niggas know that, huh? So why are they tryna adopt kids?

Is there any homosexual readin’ these? Tell me, am I being judgmental?

The fuck am not!

Homo Africus

What! Look what I came up with? A new fuckin’ word! Homo-africus *grabs my crotch, MJ stlye and hee hee*Lol!

Homosexuals in Africa *clear throat* can y’all hear me?

Truth is, and I know y’all know this; Africa will never legalize your grind. Am i speakin’ too harshly?

It is what it is; Uncle Sam and the Queen cannot do shit about it. My advice, sit your asses down somewhere and enjoy your life with whomever and do whatever you choose, that’s your right and your choice but y’all should kill the thought of ever makin’ whatever you got goin’ legal.