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What’s In A Name?

Does the name Jamie Cumming sound like a funny or weird name? Of course it doesn’t, or does it? Nah, I don’t think so, it’s not the kinda name that would make you bat an eye. A name like that wouldn’t make you go “huh, what kinda name is that?” or “aww, I wanna meet this person”

But talk about names like Skypilot, Rappapot or Apple (the name Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow gave to their first kid a few years ago), now a name like that is bound to make a nosey nigga like me scratch his head and ask a few question.

Am jus thinkin’, what kinda plausible explanation or excuse parents like that gon’ give their kids when they come home one day cryin’ a flood cause some kids at the school play ground made fun of their names? Guys, put your mums and pops in the hot seat today, question ‘em bout the names you were given or where they got their surnames from.

Back to that nigga Jamie Cumming, his is a name an average would bear. Put that name in a search engine or look it up in a phone and you’d have deluge of Jamie Cummings. Jamie is a cool name but the surname has as an ominous ring to it, doesn’t it? Roll Cumming around in your mouth repeatedly, how doesn’t it sound? Now slow it down, put some sexy on it and say it again and again, what comes to mind when you say it like that? Ah ha,

Bombay, India

The wife of a man who recently bagged himself a well payin’ job after bein’ jobless for a long time jus asked him for divorce!

What the…! Why would any right thinkin’ woman wanna leave a man who’s goin’ to be takin’ home $3,500 at the end of the month after strugglin’ with the man for so long, why? Things were lookin’ up for this nigga, his lady and their kids, any average wife would be over the big ol’ moon for her husby, wouldn’t she?

See, this nigga is from a small town called Gurudwara (am lyin’, I don’t know if the town is big or small.lol), he lost and his wife wouldn’t stop naggin’ his broke ass about his joblessness, so the man left his town and went Bombay and got himself this well paying job! Easy? Nah, if it was that easy he would have gotten himself that job way before now, wouldn’t he?

The job that shoulda been the source of happiness for both Mr. and Mrs. $3,500-a-month had become a source of pain. And nah, that nigga wasn’t caught makin’ ritual for money or stealin, the shit he got himself in was more serious that…he became a eunuch! Yeah, y’all already know, a eunuch is not a eunuch if he’s not castrated. Ouch! *cups crotch*

Florida, USA

A Floridian is mad at the world; this person said somebody needs pay for their kid. Oops, did say kid? I meant kids! I saw a clip where this person was talkin’ authoritatively about how the government should break them off some cash and other free shit. Pathetic, isn’t it?

Dundee, Scotland

Monday

November 28

A Soon To Be Father…again.

I was on the website of The Courier (a newspaper in Scotland) on Tuesday, and they dubbed this nigga “Britain’s most shameless father”.

For me, if the Guinness book of world record ever decides to set up a hall of shame, the nigga would have a podium place in it. I’ve been readin a lot of folk’s comment about this shit; here are some of people’s reaction “put his balls in a vice”, “compulsory vasectomy”, “if there was ever an appropriate surname, his is it”, “give me two house bricks to stop this waster”, “male slag”, “he thinks he is a fuckin’ cuckoo”…

You already guessed who this person is, right?

Today

Friday December 2^nd

Jamie Cumming, the Floridan and the Man from Gurudwara in India have got two things in common, job (or the lack of it) and being Parents, but the first two (Jamie and the Floridian) have in more common.

Check this; they both have 15 kids each (though, Jamie’s sixteenth is expected soon), they’re both jobless, they both think the society owe them big time and they both got their kids different from baby mamas and daddies!

Jamie Cumming at age of thirty four (34) will become a father again soon this punkass has got 14 baby different mamas. But wait, here comes the scandalous part, accordin’ to this fool’s mother, Jamie loves to preys on teenage girls and he has never worked in his life! The woman from Florida has got fifteen kids from three different baby daddies and you already guessed it, she’s jobless!

Jamie Cumming is Britain’s most shameless father! This pussy of a man and that Floridian Ho should be banned for life from using their genitals so they can suffer the same fate as the Indian dude who was jus tryna (albeit foolishly) feed his modest fam!