THE GIRL & THE CHEF

Today
Wednesday
07:48

Uncle!

‘Thando, my lil’ two year old friend (the landlady’s daughter) excitedly called out to me as she ran out of their kitchen toward my opened door. I’d left the door to the crib open so that the cool morning breeze could come in and air out the joint. It is the healthy thing to do especially if you were up all night contaminating the air inside with dirty thoughts and stuff.  Huh, stuff? Umm, it is exactly what your un-churchly minds are thinkin’, you dirty people!

THE TRAVEL

Friday
January 13, 2012
Island of Giglio
21:45

Close to the eastern coast of the Island of Giglio, off the western coast Italy, it was said that there were no storms or icebergs. They said though the weather was overcast, the Tyrrhenian Sea was calm as a mutherfucker and yet, it was under those conditions that the Costa Concordia, a world class cruise ship under the command of Captain Francesco Schettino, struck a rock and sank to her knees like Monica Lewinsky waxin’ Bill Clinton’s bald avenger in the White House back in ’95! Both events were tragic in a different way.

PUBLIC OUTCRY

Tuesday
January 8
02:51

Lately, I’ve been thinkin’ a lot about drawers, boxers’, jockstraps and all those other contraptions men wear beneath their pants to keep the deep V divers and the cojones in check. The “deep V divers and the cojones, don’t you jus like how that sounds, huh? Ladies, those words sounds so so sweet, don’t it?

NICE TO MEET YA

Sunday
January 6
16:03

“I can’t believe they’re celebrating their three months anniversary” guy X said. “And we only just broke up like two months ago,” he continued.

Whoa! I exclaimed quietly

Can you believe that shit? He asked but I knew he wasn’t really expectin’ an answer from me so I jus’ kept quiet and shook my head like an agama lizard.

NO ORDINARY LOVE

Today
Wednesday
January 2, ‘13
08:49

Been a couple of weeks since I last logged in an entry up in this mutherfucker, accept my arrogantly written humble apology. Ah ha! Durin’ my hiatus I wrote a hundred entries…all in my head! Lazy ass me but I promise am gon change.

Anyways, am back and guess what? I’m writin’ this in my lucky white drawers! Been wearin it since late 31^st December! Yeah, I know, I’ll take it off after am done churnin’ out this entry.