DOLL

May 4

Friday

03:29

What If some rich person, broke you off a lil change, would you take it and what would you do wit’ it?

Huh, what did you say? It depends?

Ok then, let me rephrase the question, if that boy Slim (as in the Mexican Carlos Slim, the world’s richest man…he got $68.8 Billion, by the way) hook your ass up wit say, six thousand dollars, what will you do wit it? What would you spend on after getting’ your basic needs?

Oh! I see alotta these ladies lookin’ into space right now, imaginin’ their asses sashayin’ down some high fashion street with them expensive couture bags in tow. And yep, some of you guys pro’ly thinkin’ how you gon buy some expensive wheels and you gon’ impress…well, snap out of it, Mr. Slim is not goin’ to give you nada anytime soon. Lol!

May 3

Thursday

09:00

Beijing

What’s the population of china again? 1.5 billion?

In a country of 1.5 billion humans you know there’s gotta be some freaky shit goin’ down between every sheets, every back alleys, every dimly lit back rooms and so on and so on, right? There’s no way you can have that many people if sex is not one of the main thing on the menu.

I’ve been thinkin’ of China a lot lately, you know? Like why can’t Prime Minister Wen Jiabao jus intervene in the case of the blind activist Cheng who managed to escape house arrest on the noses of the all-seeing communist po-pos guardin’ his crib. Ain’t it funny how a blind man could slip through and made his way to the US embassy to hide away for about a week (he left the embassy yesterday after the Chinese authority threatened to beat his fam to death if he doesn’t give himself up, so he claimed). This nigga embarrassed the communist party real big!

What, I should stop wit the tale and tell the truth why am talkin’ Chinese politics?

Oh, why’d you guys always think I got ulterior motives when I tell a story, huh?

Ok okay, you got me. I got a lil hidden agenda for draggin’ your asses to China wit me on this one… that lil secret is called China Doll! But then again, there’s more. Ah ha!

04:45

China Dolls

What do you know about that, huh?

Believe it or not, china dolls do not come from china. Here’s what I found from my lil intellectual research…googling and Wikipedia-ing is an intellectual endeavor, isn’t it?

“Collectors used the term for a doll made partially or wholly of glazed porcelain. The name comes from china being used to refer to the material porcelain. Antique CD were predominately produced in Germany between 1840 and 1940, beginning in the mid 20^th century reproduction of CD of various quality were produced in Japan and United States.”

A Month Ago

I came across a story about a doll that costs over $6,000

I punched these key words and questions “sex doll” “how much is a silicone sex doll” “where can I get real silicone sex doll” and guess what Google coughed out for me?

A lot of pictures and sites and stuff but one common denominator in all the search result was china! Yup, I know a lot of you aren’t too surprised but it kinda jerk my mind back to why they china has its own special doll…china doll!

Man Doll

Like I was sayin’, bout a month ago, I came across a silicon man doll a.k.a sex doll with a skin texture 99.8% similar to human’s, flexible, built-in skeleton, real feeling! Thing is, if you want one of these babies, it’d set your doll-loving ass back a cool $6,000!

Do the math in your currency. And I dare say that forkin’ out that ridiculous sum for a piece of silicone pussy might jus be worth it for those who swing that way. The little darling’s got tons of sensors that makes her moves with every rhythm you bring.

What, do I have one?

Nope, why’d you ask?

Oh, cause I talk about it like I’ve tested it?

Nah, I haven’t and I’m not about to even if I was given one as a freebie.

Ok, wait for this…the freakin’ doll can fucking moan!

Maybe the guys that came up with this shit even threw in a program that will make it moan you’re your name!

Checkin’ out the advantages,

No nagging. No periodicals, it’s all month, no blood. Nobody gon be singin’ in your ear the “I missed my period” song. No headaches. No tiredness although you may have to change batteries and shit…

Outro

somethin tells me that our silicon man-doll could also be the death of you and the COD like Horatio Caine and Them CSIs would say (cause of death) might jus be electrocution…imagine that! Fittin, huh?