GAGA WINEHOUSE

Lady Gaga aka Gaga aka Joe Calderone aka... oh wait for it, Gaga Winehouse! Am so freaking sure y'all are hearing the Winehouse appendage for the first time, well that's 'cause I gave it to her. That skinny ass girl is headin' down the same road the newly daparted rehab-hatin' Amy mama-tell-me-go-to-rehab-I-say-no-no Winehouse travelled down. If Gaga doesnt tighten it up and head for the nearest rehab soon, millions of her fans will be burnin' candles, holdin' up lighters and throwin' bouquets at her fune-ral soon *sayin the funeral in frank ocean's singin voice*... am I being cynical? Nah! Am hardly a cynical mutherfucker but then again, maybe I am.

So Gaga or is it Jo Calderone went to the VMA with somethin' funky in her/ his vein talkin' bout Lady Gaga is not here when she got the award, playin' the multiple personality card but yo, dat girl ain't foolin' nobody but herself. She's losin' it. Tryin' way too hard to be weird.

Gaga needs a good fuck... oh wait, does she have a bf or gf?

I hope Akon or somebody from her camp will knock some reality into that coco-nut head of her's. Shawty needs to get back to the basics... make them black and white ivories cry a good cry, write a good tune and belt dat shit out. She needs to go sit her unsexy ass down in one corner and study the Madonna play book again or maybe give Adele a call for some advice. Damn, Gaga! I hope you turn around now from this road you're on... that road dont lead nowhere but perdition.

I hope a word is enough for Gaga Winehouse.