Thursday, February 28, 2013

THE WORLD IS DYING OF...

Thursday
February 28


02:34

Tree huggers, earth lovers, greenies, eagle freaks, climate evangelists and all the other funny names they’re called *pauses to catch breath* are jus’ different names for the same death…the environmentalist/climate activist or alarmist, if you’re a cynic. These guys have sung themselves hoarse trying to convince everyone that cares to listen that the world is dying.

They’re tellin’ us the earthlings to stop stickin’ out big old dicks into Mother Nature anyhow. They said we need to stop carrying on like those mass murderers (also known as rebels) in the Congo. We’re raping Mother Nature and now she’s dying. I agree with the fact that we’re fuckin’ up our planet, the signs are all there (hurricane Sandy in Uncle Sam’s backyard, Tsunami in Japan, floods in the Philippines and other places) but am really not sure I bought into the reason we’re being sold for the impendin’ demise of the world.

What?

Did Mr. Atheist jus say, “God and religion will snuff the life out of the world”

Yeah, I know all about that tired argument y’all be throwin’ about. How so many needless wars have been fought in the name of some imaginary being in the sky. I see your crooked fingers pointin’ to 9-11 and the other devilment carried out in the name of religions. That’s some crude shit, I admit but hold your horse ‘cause I can see your ass is beginnin’ to warm up to that God-religion-killing-the-world theme.

Sorry to disappoint you but God and religion won’t kill the world. No siree, God is jus’ the easiest scapegoat for man’s devilry!

Huh?

Oh, broken hearted lovers got some’ to say too?

Hmm, why do I get the feelin’ that a broken hearted lover out there somewhere is sayin’ shut the fuck up Dobs! Through clenched teeth and bloodshot eyes, he or she is pro’ly sayin’ love is what the world would die of.

Too much love, too little love, fucked up love; those are the recipe for killin’ the earth and everythin’ in it. I hear you, jilted soul but am stickin’ to my theory.

Wednesday

February 27

21:20

Impatience would be the death of it!

Yeah, impatience is what the world will die of!

Why?

Impatience is the energy greed feeds on and greed is the root of all evil.

The fuck! Who the hell am I to make such an intelligent assertion *pats self on the back* Yeah yeah, I know what the bible said about the love of money being the root of all evil.

Outro

How did I come to this great awareness?

Am sure a lot of you are expectin’ somethin’ profound...somethin' like an encounter with aliens while the world was sleepin’ or somethin’ spiritual, right?

Well am sorry to disappoint you ‘cause it ain’t nothin’ like that at all. What am about to reveal to y’all kinda reminds of an interview Rick Dees had with Brian McKnight back in the days when “Back at one” was the song everyone was makin’ love to.

Some woman had tossed a question to Mr. McKnight; she wanted to know the inspiration behind such a romantic joint. McKnight told her a lil’ story ‘bout how he’d bought a new telephone and was trying to install it usin’ the instruction manual. The manual had steps one to five was to go back to step one if one does not understand the procedure. After Mr McKnight was done explainin’, “huh!” was all the lady could mutter.

The romantic inspiration she’d conjured in her mind of how the song was born was shattered forever!

Jus' like McKnight, i got no mind-blowin' tale. I came to my “Impatience” realization after seein’ an item on the news last night. Disappointed? I told y’all there was no spiritual visitation.

There’s a new disturbin’ trend in South Africa, folks with dreadlocks are gettin’ mugged and their treasured locks gettin' chopped off for cash. Dreadlocks are the new cash “crop” baby! Nigga jus can’t wait to grow their own shit. Impatience will lead to greed and other dumb shit!

 

 

Enjoy your day and take care of each other

Monday, February 18, 2013

NEW MASTER'S DEGREE

17 February
Monday
07:32

Would you show me the same respect you show to a psychologist or surgeon if I hand you my business card and it reads, Dr. Dobs, The world famous Mioirologist, huh?

Ever since I heard I could become a Moirologist in a short period of time and make a lot of Benjies while am at it, I’ve been givin’ the thought of gettin’ a master degree in moirology a lot of consideration. It’ll look hella good on my resume, wont it?

Monday, February 11, 2013

SPOKE CHINESE WRONG

Friday
8 February
17:45

Kids!

They are innocently beautiful especially when they’re still under the age of five but the moment they cross the five year line, life begins to throw stains at that spotless innocence.  From age six, seven upward, kids start to take on a mean streak without even realizin’ it. They start to pick on the seemingly weak ones among ‘em, makin’ fun of ‘em and even formin’ their own cliques.